♥347943 "Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."

— (via ambersteal)

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jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(Source: dicemastaflex, via vvatermelons)

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no one cares though


i feel empty


midwest-monster:

broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

(via humbuggers)

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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Source: stilinski-the-vampire-slayer, via expluring)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via nicholasohmalley)


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(Source: cindymayweather, via confusednewyorker)

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